Rave - February 18th

Gay B*tch Face

Yes. That’s right. Gay B*tch Face (hereafter known as GBF) is my rave of the day. It’s remarkably effective. While I don’t overuse it as a personal rule, I’ve been known to debut it when folks can’t act right. As one of my favorite Real Housewives of Atlanta would say, “you better come correct, boo.”

Try it. It’s remarkable. Someone shooting off at the mouth? GBF. Boom Goodbye.

Someone just took food off your plate? GBF. Never again.

Standing behind crazy coupon lady at Jewel? GBF. Shift it honey.

If you’d like to start using it, please proceed with caution. Though I love to occasionally use GBF to show my extreme displeasure, simply talking it out is better for everyone. The temporary rush of adrenaline could send you into a nasty cycle of GBF and the temporary triumph it causes. It’s like crack! Crack, I tell you!