Rave - Jan. 4th

My clap clap clap of the day

First, my new must read website: thatswhyidumpedyou.com

It’s a-waitforit-mazing. Way too interesting. Especially the reasons which are awkwardly hilarious. My favorite? “You accidentally flew to Buffalo for a wedding in NYC.” The only problem with this is that I’m beginning to worry I’ll do something weird in my next relationship and end up on this site. Clutch the pearls if I ever saw myself on this site.

Second, this hawk.

Probably just because he sat on someone’s car and destroyed a pigeon. Left feathers and blood everywhere. Left the head, too (which would have made me leave my car.) If that wasn’t enough, he was just standing as bold as you please while everyone watched. Then flew off and scared them ALL! Hawk, 1. Philly, 0. Car’s owner, -5.