Rave - October 18th

Attack of the Baby Singers

The singing chirruns are taking over the world. By the world, I mean the music industry. I’m serious. Their arrival intrigues me. (‘Intrigues’ is code for ‘horrifies’, but still.) There have been a (diaper) rash of tweens popping up on the radio.

Don’t believe me? Evidence here, here, and here.

I especially like when these little toddlers sing about cars, love, and money. Puh-lease. You can’t drive because the steering wheel blocks your view, the only love you know is for fruit snacks, and your money comes in coin form every week IF you do all your chores.

I’m not including Justin Bieber in this group, because he’s 16. Compared to these tots, he’s the pepaw of the teen music world. Move over and get your walker out of the way, JB. Actually compared to them, anyone who’s old enough to vote is practically dead. I better put on my orthopedic shoes and hip brace.

Viva baby singers!