January 2011
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Rave - January 26th
THE RESTAURANT SERVER EDITION!! In addition to my freelance, I wait tables. Having done this in college and through portfolio school, I feel able to lay down some opinions about the customers. Things to do in a restaurant 1. Ask me questions. That’s why I’m here. I’d prefer you ask me questions about the food on the menu now rather than be dissatisfied later. 2. Treat me the...
Jan 27th
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Rant - January 26th
Things not to do at a restaurant: 1. Impatiently say you’re ready to order, then mull it over while I stand there. 2. Ask me to repeat the side options for every person at the table. There are 15 of you and I have other tables waiting. 3. When I greet you, do me the courtesy of looking at me and responding. Unless you were raised by a pack of wild dogs, in which case this doesn’t...
Jan 27th
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Rave - Jan. 4th
My clap clap clap of the day First, my new must read website: thatswhyidumpedyou.com It’s a-waitforit-mazing. Way too interesting. Especially the reasons which are awkwardly hilarious. My favorite? “You accidentally flew to Buffalo for a wedding in NYC.” The only problem with this is that I’m beginning to worry I’ll do something weird in my next relationship and end...
Jan 4th
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Rant - Jan. 4th
These monstrous dogs with terrible owners Again with the dogs and their poo times! It’s now taken a much more horrific turn. While on my brisk walk from the Belmont bus to my front door, I passed a dog poo on the sidewalk. It was so wrong for many reasons: 1. It was just laying on the sidewalk. There was grass available nearby. Couldn’t move your dog three inches to the left? 2. It...
Jan 4th